The 10 Most annoying Things in the UK

By an Opinion Poll done by Lactofree (???). Source : The Metro

1. Cold Callers - Toally Agree with this one. Its a quiet, nice evening, U decide to watch the classic movie on DVD you have been waiting for months, You create the environment, Get the Beer , get the food, draw the curtains , start the movie and are getting into the groove - Trring Trring , Trring Trring, Trring Trring.
Hello
Sir , Can I talk to Mr S Patel
Yes Speaking
Are you Mr S Patel, the owner of the telephone line at this address
No, I am fucking Robinhood and am just living in this house illegally - I like to say
Yes, Whos this - What I actually say
Sir , I am calling from Global Network Solutions. How are you doing today?
..... You know the script. Spoilt the flow of the movie - Damn.

2. Caravans - Never been bothered by them. Whats the worse they can do to you? Slow you down a bit on a single carraigeway road for a few minutes ? I can live with that. Maybe they meant Gypsies who drive together in groups and squat illegaly on public grounds, Known for their violent and drunken life-styles, Snatch style.

3. Queue Jumpers - They must go to India to understand what those 2 words really mean. Amitabh's famous dialogue in Kaalia comes to mind by this time : "Hum Woh Hain Jo Kisi Ke Picche Khade Nahi Hote, Hum Jahan Khade Hote Hain Line Wahi Se Shuru Hoti Hain". I havent been lucky enough to see this movoie in a Cinema Hall but can imagine Claps and Whistles going full blast.

4. James Blunt - Yes there was a time when all you could hear on any radio station were his songs. Too Much of anything IS annoying.

5. Traffic Wardens - A necessary evil. Over-zealous ones can be really annoying.

6. Tailgaters - No Comments. I have done this enough times myself.

7. Brown Nosers - Not just a UK Thing, I guess. They are annoying the world over.

8. Chantelle and Preston - Exactly. WHAT ?? But the question should be Who ? I had to Google them up to know that they were Big Brother contestants last year. Enough Said.

9. Ex-smokers - Now this is a weird one. I can imagine smokers as annoying but ex-smokers ????

10. Noisy Neighbours - Again, Ask my neigbours as usually I am the one whos watching 3 back-to-back all nighter movies with the Cinema Sound at max volume.